deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

(via justlikedisney)

littleladykins:

andshesgoldblooded:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

I will never not reblog

Forever reblogging

(Source: un-usuall-m3mory-x3, via marvelmenace)

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks for the tip karkat

(Source: sliceofbri, via nonstaff)

jazzylifts:

desultorydamage:

semperready:

percuigiochiamoci:

impossibile non rebloggare, aiuto

you don’t really see enough of this.

Been there.

Best experience in the past six years we’ve been together. The homecomings any way… Not the deployments.

(Source: ruberolaluna)

hey-fucktruck:

teamjanos:

❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I’m fiercely unattractive and I’m not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating celebrities and/or fictional characters.

thank you for putting this in words 

(Source: kinseyseven, via jensensbowties)

the-goddamazon:

agentrodgers:

fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me:

agentrodgers:

Just got back from the gym

ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?

……

Barton, I’ve been compromised.


LOL this made my night.

the-goddamazon:

agentrodgers:

fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me:

agentrodgers:

Just got back from the gym

ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?

……

Barton, I’ve been compromised.

LOL this made my night.

(via alilbitof-sunshine)

daveyoufool:

So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

(Source: dave-youfool, via jazzylifts)

tunedintoangelradio:

You can’t be Monty, Sibella and Phoebe in I Decided to Marr- just watch me

(via celesticflare264-deactivated201)

drunken-fallen-angel:

DRUNKEN-FALLEN-ANGEL’S ANIMATED DISNEY MOVIE MASTERPOST
(please inform me if any links aren’t working)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Pinocchio
Dumbo
Bambi
Bambi 2
Saludos Amigos
The Three Caballeros 
Mickey, Donald and Goofy: The Three Musketeers
Make Mine Music
Fun and Fancy Free
The Rescuers
The Rescuers Down Under
The Fox and The Hound
The Fox and The Hound 2
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective
Oliver and Company
The Little Mermaid
Ducktales: Tresure of the Lost Lamp
Beauty and the Beast
Pocahontas 
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
101 Dalmatians 
Mulan
A Bug’s Life
Dinosaur
The Jungle Book
The Jungle Book 2
Piglet’s Big Movie
Finding Nemo
Brother Bear
Brother Bear 2
Home on the Range
Chicken Little
Bolt
Tangled 
Robin Hood
Lilo and Stitch
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch
Stitch! The Movie
The Emperor’s New Groove
Kronk’s New Groove
Lion King
Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride 
The Lion King 1½
The Tigger Movie
A Goofy Movie
An Extremely Goofy Movie
Fantasia
Fantasia 2000
Wreck-It-Ralph
The Nightmare Before Christmas 
Cinderella 
Sleeping Beauty
Aladdin
Aladdin: Return of Jafar
Aladdin:  King of Theives
Melody Time
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Alice in Wonderland
Peter Pan
Lady and the Tramp
Sword in the Stone
Aristocats
Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
Hunchback of Notre Dame
Hercules
Doug’s First Movie 
Tarzan
Recess: School’s Out
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Atlantis: Milo’s Return
The Proud Family Movie
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 
Monster’s Inc
Monster’s University 
Treasure Planet
The Incredibles  
Valiant 
The Wild
Cars
Cars 2
Planes
Meet the Robinsons
Ratatouille 
WALL-E
Up
Tinkerbell 
Tinkerbell and the Lost Treasure 
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
Disney’s A Christmas Carol (2009)
Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas
Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas
A Disney Christmas Gift
Mickey’s Christmas Carol
The Princess and the Frog
Mars Needs Moms
Winnie the Pooh (2011)
Brave
Frankenweenie 
Frozen
That’s it for now! I’ll be updating often with new movies so feel free to steal the links for your own masterposts. Goodbye, and I hope you enjoy watching these movies!

drunken-fallen-angel:

DRUNKEN-FALLEN-ANGEL’S ANIMATED DISNEY MOVIE MASTERPOST

(please inform me if any links aren’t working)

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Pinocchio

Dumbo

Bambi

Bambi 2

Saludos Amigos

The Three Caballeros

Mickey, Donald and Goofy: The Three Musketeers

Make Mine Music

Fun and Fancy Free

The Rescuers

The Rescuers Down Under

The Fox and The Hound

The Fox and The Hound 2

The Black Cauldron

The Great Mouse Detective

Oliver and Company

The Little Mermaid

Ducktales: Tresure of the Lost Lamp

Beauty and the Beast

Pocahontas

Toy Story

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

101 Dalmatians

Mulan

A Bug’s Life

Dinosaur

The Jungle Book

The Jungle Book 2

Piglet’s Big Movie

Finding Nemo

Brother Bear

Brother Bear 2

Home on the Range

Chicken Little

Bolt

Tangled

Robin Hood

Lilo and Stitch

Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch

Stitch! The Movie

The Emperor’s New Groove

Kronk’s New Groove

Lion King

Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride

The Lion King 1½

The Tigger Movie

A Goofy Movie

An Extremely Goofy Movie

Fantasia

Fantasia 2000

Wreck-It-Ralph

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Cinderella

Sleeping Beauty

Aladdin

Aladdin: Return of Jafar

Aladdin:  King of Theives

Melody Time

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

Alice in Wonderland

Peter Pan

Lady and the Tramp

Sword in the Stone

Aristocats

Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh

Hunchback of Notre Dame

Hercules

Doug’s First Movie

Tarzan

Recess: School’s Out

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Atlantis: Milo’s Return

The Proud Family Movie

Pooh’s Heffalump Movie

Monster’s Inc

Monster’s University

Treasure Planet

The Incredibles 

Valiant

The Wild

Cars

Cars 2

Planes

Meet the Robinsons

Ratatouille

WALL-E

Up

Tinkerbell

Tinkerbell and the Lost Treasure

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

Disney’s A Christmas Carol (2009)

Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas

Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas

A Disney Christmas Gift

Mickey’s Christmas Carol

The Princess and the Frog

Mars Needs Moms

Winnie the Pooh (2011)

Brave

Frankenweenie

Frozen

That’s it for now! I’ll be updating often with new movies so feel free to steal the links for your own masterposts. Goodbye, and I hope you enjoy watching these movies!

(via moviemasterpostsyeah)